"Crushed by a closing stone door while running away from a flood of wine in a trapped room. "

"Torn to shreds by angry Bugbears, Banderhobbs, Witches and certain other mystical beings."

"Turned into an Intellect Devourer after refusing to forsake his god in the face of an evil one, got slain by t..."

"He's called TANTHOR; not Ronaldo; not Fernando; not Miguel; not Jorginho; not Leandro; not Thiago; not..."

"After losing both legs due to AoO, succumbed at the hands of an Erinyes."

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"Ancient Blue Dragons Are Strong"

"Turns out rolling as many Nat 1´s as the 5 other party members is not good for your health."

"He was strong, but not strong enough to fight 15 warforged alone."

"Gwyndolin was taken by a void dragon's explosion. Being sent to the negative plane, and slowly disintegrating ..."

"My friends thought I was working for satan"

"He couldn't fix that by shooting it."

"The ringing will live on forever. Amen."

"Had his soul ripped out by Vecna"

"Turned into a statue by a medusa in the Underdark."

"Was blindsided by an acid sphere thrown by a dragonborn cultist."

"Killed by getting attacked by a bone naga and a skeleton giant decided to smash him. Unfortunately I ran out o..."

"Died after being slammed by an Air Elemental."

"After the battle with the legendary Hag Grandmother, Nadine succumbed to her wounds after her friends failed t..."

"Level drained to 0 by a vampire."

"Stay out of my pockets Archie!"