"Picked a fight with someone he couldn't take."

"Learned the hard way that upsetting the dead is an extremely stupid idea."

"Died from falling when he forgot how long a scroll of fly lasted"

"Dumb as a post, but he sure was convincing."

"His wings didn't help against the 100 foot fall, as he was unconscious. Died from massive fall damage."

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"Was executed by his evil twin sister."

"Here lies Merrick, eaten by a bullette."

"Gave his life to a demon in order to save his country and friends."

"Here lies a beast who died as he lived, instinctively humping peoples legs."

"Didn't know when to keep his mouth shut. Talk shit get hit... by lightning."

"The third death save is always the hardest. Too bad he died face-down, naked and dripping wet. "

"He was drunk with power and attacked the towns guard as his friends ran away in the distance. The story got tw..."

"An insatiable, black ooze dropped from the ceiling right on top of the Forest Gnome. All that remains is his p..."

"Found dead in the streets outside the cult hangout spot"

"Saved his daughter and city from a genocidal circus ring master. "

"Angered her party member so much that she got her hand cut off and fell out of a tree, dieing of bloodloss"

"Was cut off from her friends, and so she cut off all her mutant vestigial limbs. She died from the trauma and ..."

"Ragnar "The Red Mist (read as 'Missed')" died as he lived: yelling, covered in some else's blood, and unable..."

"No one cared for the blue skined, ginger, halforc with a feather beard til after his body exploded into a vat ..."

"Was stabbed by a rusty goblin spear and criticaled in his first adventure"