"He never got his epic."

"Was killed in an inferno."

"Here lies Mourn, who achieved his dream of agelessness only to die horribly"

"Was killed in one hit by a bugbear"

"Shanked by three ghosts, brought to him while sleeping by a fleeing friend"

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"Chained up, dangled naked over a beastpit by an angry warlord, it was only a matter of time before he was deca..."

"she was convinced to help that spoony bard open a chest. Out came acidic gas that caused her flesh to melt fr..."

"Was left but a smear on an undead monstrosity's foot. At least his tomb held his corpse together."

"Was left but a smear on an undead monstrosity's foot. At least his tomb held his corpse together."

"Was a little to eager to jump into the thick of the fight."

"Was killed by a Sahaguin priestess. For not giving up his gems to a Xorn."

"Digested by reawakened pile of corpse-ridden refuse in misguided attempt to save allies. Will be sorely mis..."

"Was shot in the back by two Drow after glowering them into a hole. "

"Was killed by a fleshwound of crap"

"In the end, his dong was not big enough. Taken from us by a unpleased half-ogre prostitute."

"Digested by a giant centipede "

"Did not realize obvious vampires were vampires."

"Here lies Daeron, he had terrible aim and an unarmored neck."

"Rolled multiple crits in the final encounter, only to crit fail when it truly mattered."

"Was killed by a large fish person. That showed him he could not "1v1 him" Bro."