"Last to fall under overwhelming odds, fighting to protect the kingdom from Orcish incursion."

"was looked at by a yeti, and rolled a 7 and a 1 on death saving throw."

"was not charismatic enough to stand up to an evil demigod."

"Well... It turns out that if you're trapped in a pit with the CG wizard and an angry mob, now is NOT the time ..."

"Thought the party could defeat 20 orcs. Was wrong."

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"Died like he lived; naked and screaming at a vampire that had broken into his bedroom."

"He just wanted the pirates to be his mates "

"Got his eyes blown out from behind."

"she sure could move for a fat bitch"

"Finger of death'd for politely greeting an avatar of Lolth"

"Died because a kobold rolled a nat 20."

"Was abandoned by party after killing a flaming skull and falling, afterwards was promptly eaten by a zombie ho..."

"Struck down by a Storm Giant"

"Did not kneel before an ancient white dragon, and was promptly (not to mention unjustly) dropped from a great ..."

"Was surrounded by wolves while the party ran away. "

"Burned to a crisp by a fire elemental after it begrudgingly helped kill an ice golem "

"Didn't see a house animate; houses hit like trucks..."

"Should have worn a helmet, ceiling cracked his skull"

"Took a wrong turn into a Grick's den in the party's raid on McGraw Castle."

"Loving Sister; Persistant, which is more than can be said for her player. Was turned from PC to plot device"