"Critical Failure saw him riddled with arrows as he attempted to persuade his captors."

"He did some magic crack and died. "

"Decided to jump out a high window during an escape. Landed heavily hurt before the feet of two stoned orcs."

"He encountered two dryads. Flambeed one, but the second got a lucky hit and smashed in his skull and flower cr..."

"Fuck you Gremia"

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"Was taken by a pitfall of spikes. Has lots of holes in em...yikes."

"Showed our DM what a dragon amalgamation was, we fought said thing and died horribly. I blame the bards."

"Stuck between a large ugly clown and some black pudding"

"Killed by a boss ass nigga dual wielding some great axes, and he also fell on his own dagger..what a dumbass."

"Fought a boss 1v1, while sleep deprived and no friends in sight."

"Went looking for lycans, found them a little too directly and their reception was rather chilly."

"Was unable to smash in a T-rex's face with his trusty warhammer."

"Got bent over by his deity because he is a greedy prick."

"He died as he lived: Afraid He did not know there was a dragon in that castle awaiting him. "

"Got killed by a yeti."

"Ghouls sprang from the murky water, gobbled him up and chewed on our rope....honestly I'm more upset about the..."

"Died with his whole party of a fey born disease, which their selfish paladin chose not to cure."

"Died while being crushed by the body of a greater demon. No one decided to help him."

"Was torn apart by 4 assassins who were meant to be a level 7 solo each"

"Was crushed by multiple basilisks"